Mitt is ushered in to the Presidential dining room and finds the President seated at the head of a 30 foot long table that is filled food. Barack jumps to his feet with a huge smile and strolls over to shake Mitt's hand and say "good to see you loser".
Mitt: shocked says "excuse me Mr President"?
Barack: "Oh C'mon Romney! You busted my chops with the apology tour stuff. Look whose turn it is it to bow down now".
Mitt: "Mr President I have to say I'm quite dismayed at your lack of graciousness. I was under the impression you invited me here to share my ideas on how to improve the economy".
Barack: Laughing "Seriously? I know that's what we told the press but I never thought they'd even print that crap. You campaigned for 7 years man! I'm pretty sure we all heard your ideas".
Mitt: "Well then what is this all about"?
Barack: "I figured after 7 years of dreaming about living in the White House I'd let you take a peek". And with that Barack sits down and starts cutting in to a juicy steak.
Mitt still standing: "I appreciate that...but are you planning on eating the helps food"?
Barack shocked: "What are you talking about? This is the fanciest feast we've ever made"!
Mitt starts laughing as he heads for the door: "I guess I'm glad I didn't win". Just then Michelle runs past Mitt towards her husband: "I know you aren't trying to bring red meat in to this house! Where's that tofu burger I had them make for you"?
Outside the gate sits the American people. Every man, woman, and child owing over $50,000 that our government has blown. A fiscal cliff, designed by government to scare themselves in to action is now just days away and yet still no action. 51% of American's apparently are just hoping Barack will share some of his scraps with them, while the rest of the country wishes he'd eat his tofu and get the hell out of the way. Sadly he won't be done feasting for another 4 years.