Gov. Nikki haley annoucned today that there is no experience needed to replace Jim Demint in the U.S. Senate. WOW! That is a slap in theface to Jim Demint....thanks for your service, we can replace you with an elf!
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Senate Seat Sitter Needed Immediately: Work from home in Charleston or your elaborate S.O.B. office - Be your own boss (kinda). Set your own hours, make your own schedule No inventory required – Lucrative salary, tax deferred retirement plan, access to preferred suppliers of health insurance, incentives, and more. This job allows you to make immediate and extended family members and friends your priority. If you're passionate and driven please do not apply. If you hae no experience and no skills, you already have the skills and experience you need! Please forward resume’ and references to The Gov. P.O.Box 1, Columbia, SC 29999 or email firstname.lastname@example.org