North Korea has made a lot of noise, for a lot of years about attacking the US or South Korea. But in the past their rocket technology looked like this.
But as a U.S. official told NBC news today "North Korea is no longer a paper tiger so it wouldn't be smart to dismiss it's provacative behavior as pure bluster". Are we getting to the point where your kid brother's threats of "I'm going to kill you" are at a stage where he can really do some damage? Scott Snyder from the Council on Foreign Relations tells CNN today
The intensity and frequency of threats in Kim Jong Un's first year of leadership is uncomfortably high, raising questions about whether junior Kim fully understands the ritualistic rules of the inter-Korean "threat-down"; whether he might be more accepting of risks than his father, and whether he's more likely to make miscalculations that could drive a hair-trigger situation over the edge.
In other words, little brother may do something so stupid that it forces all of us to war. Today Kim released to the press his maps that show he plans on striking the United States where it hurts the most. DC, LA, and Austin. Austin TX? Yup! That proves Kim knows something about us that even we don't! So I'm not going to let Scott Snyder or anyone else for that matter tell me this guy isn't as sharp as a Ginsu knife.
Yes he fell for the Onions comedy piece that named him the sexiest man in the universe... but is that really too far fetched to believe he could've won?
I mean he's like the Koreans answer to Johnny Cash, with his all black ensemble and his rebellious haircut. You'll of course remember that when Kim issued the 10 acceptable haircuts for 2013 for men in his country, his wasn't one of them. Bam! Take that authority!
And as for brains, you can judge a man by the company he keeps. And his new best friend Dennis "The Worm" Rodman seems like mensa material. Plus Dennis said Kim told him "I don't wanna do war." I think Kim told Dennis that while sucking on a nipple of beer.
So there are the facts. He's a handsome genius who won't go too far because he don't wanna do war....
OMG We're all gonna die because this fat turd has no idea what he's doing! And you people flooding the internet with cake meme's about him are only expediting our doom!
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