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Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Christie to Warren Buffett: "Just Write a Check and Shut Up" || Tax Revenue Plunges in UK After 50% Rate Implemented || Retirees to Get Hammered  || Americans' Satisfaction Almost as Low as It Was Under Carter || If Economy Is Rising, Why Is Dependency Growing?

The Obamas Know How to Party...Will Ron Paul be Asked about Double Dipping?... $6.66 Gas?... Russia Back to Old Tricks in Syria... Rupert Murdoch is a Tweet Machine... DSK's Naked Mademoiselle Defense..

Today, folks, a tale of two animal rights wackos.

RUSH: I'm just telling you, I have experience with devil things.

RUSH: The subject of good and evil is not a new one in this country.

RUSH: Folks, our buddies at "The Five," those are the five people on the TV show called "The Five" -- 'cause there are five people on the show on Fox at five in the afternoon -- decided to discuss a point made by me, your host, yesterday on this program.

RUSH: The reason I'm playing these bites for you is so that you understand -- especially those of you who were too young or not interested back in 1983 -- that this is nothing new, that a president who won election in two landslides spoke the same way as Santorum.

RUSH: John McCain says to Sarah Palin... "You are one of the leaders of the party now. Don’t let yourself get co-opted by Limbaugh and the other extremists."

RUSH: We're gonna pockmark the country with little mom-and-pops and put a supply of Two If By Tea in them.

RUSH: "I'm gonna make sure the top 1%..." that's accepting the premise of the 1% versus the 99%, which is an Obama premise.

RUSH: All day long they've been talking about Obama's massive "corporate tax cut," when it is exactly the opposite.

RUSH: There are a lot of Republican voters like you who are sick and tired of the media trying to pick our candidate.

Do Your Show Prep: Everything Rush reads to prepare for the show.

Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Unemployment Rises to 9% In February || Obama Peddles Modest American Dream || For Boomers, It's a New Era of "Work 'Til You Drop"  || Romney Barely Tops Santorum in AZ || A Bill of Rights for Dolphins

“As Rick Santorum Campaigns on Faith, Family Issues, Could He Alienate Moderates?” That’s an actual headline from Monday’s Detroit Free Press. Let me suggest a few alternate headlines regarding our incumbent President.

RUSH: The Republican establishment has, in effect, for the past year, in its own way, governed against the will of its own voters. And they find themselves where they are today trying to figure out how to save their own bacon by having a convention that simply ignores everything that's happened so far in the primaries.

RUSH: I, your host, El Rushbo, have ruined politics by spawning thousands of local talk show hosts who hold politicians' feet to the fire.

RUSH: Does it not sound a little strange to you that Obama only has $59,000 in his super PAC?

RUSH: Obama believes that, if folks work hard and become successful, they should be punished with higher taxes and the loss of all their deductions. That's what happens to you in Barack Obama's America.  So you better keep your limitations in sight.

RUSH: It's all about beating Obama, and the Republican base thinks it's possible. They know it's possible. And that's the objective.

RUSH: My staff once again thinks that I have stepped in it big time and that I have essentially lost touch with you.

RUSH: Bill McGurn, full disclosure, is a friend of mine. He writes at the Wall Street Journal, and this piece is an unexpected surprise.  It's unexpected in that it is rare that anyone is advising a principled conservative like Santorum to basically continue to be who he is, be himself.

RUSH: It's all good, folks, it's all good. The long campaign is just fine. 

RUSH: The price of gasoline's up 90% since when Obama took office, folks.

RUSH: Can I give you the details of this? This $170 billion bailout hinged on squeezing last-minute concessions out of private holders of Greek debt. This is the same way Obama bailed out GM and Chrysler.

RUSH: That stuff is out there. It's headlined on Drudge and the left has it, and Santorum will have to deal with it. He'll have to answer it. I don't know. It's just not the kind of stuff you hear a presidential candidate talk about. It's not ordinary in that sense.

RUSH: This is the star of the Democrat Party... "Twenty-five women coming through there every day looking for Bill Clinton."

Do Your Show Prep: Everything Rush reads to prepare for the show.

Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Already, Talk of Summer "Staycations" || Michelle's Ski Trip Marks 16 Obama Vacations || Obama Stimulus Turns Three || Jobless Disability Claims Soar || Oil Prices at Nine-Month High

Rove, Ryan Say It's Too Late for a New Candidate... From Ski Vacation, Moochelle Tweets Tribute to Husband... Obama Loses Five Approval Points in Week... Obama Campaign to Hold House Parties for Women... Creative Unemployed Declare Themselves Disabled... Fascinating Supreme Court Case on Phony Soldier...I Didn’t “Spearhead” Operation Chaos, I Invented It!

The latest intrusion from sex-obsessed liberals is the “Condom Access Project” in California (where else?), which delivers free mail-order condoms to kids 12 and up.

RUSH: The establishments of both parties thought that they had dispatched the bitter clingers into a state of permanent irrelevance.  And just the exact opposite has happened.

RUSH: You undoubtedly have heard about ESPN using a racial slur in two separate stories about the new basketball sensation Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks.

RUSH: That funeral should scare the Democrat Party to its core.

RUSH: It's all trumped up. There aren't any "birth control moms" out there... There really weren't any "soccer moms," either.

RUSH: How on earth could reasonable people not win any debate on social issues?  The left is intent on destroying every institution out there except for the state, every one of them.

RUSH: He looked at Santorum and he literally could not fathom that a living, breathing human being believes -- much less would say -- these things.

RUSH: If, as the polls indicate, Romney loses in Michigan, I think there's a possibility of something happening nobody's talking about -- and that's the reemergence of Newt.

RUSH: They're losing, and they're liberals first, and whatever else is second and third... The liberal is a liberal first, and he's a Catholic second.

RUSH: Tocqueville's book was written in 1830. He traveled around America and studied what it was that makes this place special.

RUSH: This Republican primary is causing people to lose friendships.