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RUSH: Schieffer, he went to commercial.  He did not want to hear about all the gay cardinals...  I think we found a limit beyond which even a dinosaur media guy will not go. 

RUSH: Folks, I have you tell you: I had a great time yesterday. It was the annual Ernie Els charitable outing at PGA National right up the road here...

RUSH: It didn't matter where I went, Obama was on "a charm offensive."

RUSH: Go back to the ancient Egyptians. It is theorized that they had a life expectancy of 40 years, which means that they had hardening of the arteries at very young ages compared to those of us today. They had clogged arteries. They had cholesterol. They had all of these things that we have 4,000 years ago.

RUSH: Look, I'm a member of the Methodist church.  The Methodist church has been taken over by these people.  It's the same stuff. That capitalism is evil and greedy because it's unfair in the distribution of assets.  It's unequal in the distribution of wealth and success, and only liberalism and good socialism can compensate for the inequalities.  

RUSH: I spent maybe five minutes talking about golf. Before that and after that, I've been talking about really serious things.  

RUSH:  I am not kidding. I'm not making it up. "The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million" to some bunch of people "to study biological and social factors for why 'three-quarters' of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of 'high public-health significance.'"

RUSH: This is something the Democrat Party has never proposed.  They have not proposed a budget in four years. Obama has, but it's never had a prayer. His budgets have been so unrealistic that Obama's budgets have yet to get even one vote from any Democrat.

RUSH: Don't you just love hearing somebody who violated New York City's term limit law to run for mayor a third time lecturing us on portion control? When it came to the portions of terms he could serve, he was insatiable.

RUSH:  In other words, you listened to other people who did listen to me, but you didn't care for their opinions, so you didn't like me?