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RUSH: Timothy Cardinal Dolan of New York, one of the American members of the College of Cardinals, thought to be a possibility... The Drive-Bys are all excited 'cause that means the American nation, the United States, has lost status.  No longer a big, mean, dominating superpower, and for that we can thank Barack Obama. 

RUSH: Every day we learn more and more about the absolute punitive oppression that is in this plan.  

RUSH: The White House put out a completely fraudulent number about vaccinations and diseases and kids that wouldn't be treated if the sequester happened.  And this Republican called him on it. 

RUSH: Obama says he had nothing to do with it but is working on fixing it. That's the Limbaugh Theorem. 

RUSH: I was a diehard Democrat, and I need to apologize to you because I was led to believe and thought that you were just a far-right nut.

RUSH: They've got all these networks and anchors and analysts and desks, and they're all over there in St. Peter's Square, and they're all looking at the smokestack... I can't put my finger on it. It's just something cheapening all of this.